Spoiler alert! You could own every Dodge Challenger ever made.
Here’s the answer to a question that we doubt nobody is asking. Santa Claus must pay insurance for his sleigh. Without insurance, he couldn’t possibly complete a round the world sprint in one night. This is especially true if his sleigh is a Dodge Challenger. He’s not driving a Dodge, but he’s driving something faster and more expensive. Think about the potential liability. Given his celebrity status, a minor fender bender can lead to serious consequences. Even the most joyful person loses their holiday spirit when they are pulled over for a traffic violation.
Veygo, a short-term insurance company, thought it would be a fun idea to create a quote for Mr. Claus. He is an ideal candidate for such coverage and it could be a novelty to see what rates the most famous gift-giver could get. Is it possible that his unique circumstances and friendly smile will allow him to get a break? Hell no.
The story begins with Veygo’s personal profile. He slams him for being an elderly driver despite his perfect driving record. He also lives in a safe area, but Veygo takes offense at him for traveling everywhere. It sounds like an insurance company.
The analysis then moves on to the vehicle, which is, naturally, his sleigh. The Dodge-derived photograph up top shows that the sleigh is quite old, so Veygo beats him again because it has a high risk of breaking down. These people don’t seem to have heard of preventative maintenance. However, the company is really fast for the presumed speed. Yeah the sleigh is fast, but hello, it flies! All this breaking-the-speed-limit crap is a bunch of pencil-pushing double-talk. Highway robbery is a better term.
The company also slaps poor Santa for the high risk of theft caused by the Grinch. They didn’t even bother to read the book. Santa isn’t a fool, and the Grinch goes to Whoville to steal presents from him. Is it a premium price because the sleigh’s red? It’s better to not call it a GT, as that will increase the “performance surcharge.”
After all, the cost of 24 hours coverage is… quite a bit. billions is a lot. Veygo’s humorous article about the subject will give you the answer. Despite all of our tongue-in cheek complaining, it is actually a clever, creative read.
He said, before he left, “Happy Christmas to everyone!” . . Please donate to my GoFundMe to help me pay the insurance bill. . . nights.”