Ford Transit Meets Mercedes Vito and VW Transporter in FWD Tug of War

Four 4,400-pound front wheel-drive diesel vans tied together on grass. What could go wrong?

A vehicular tug of war battle is basically professional wrestling in the automotive industry. The fight starts with the two opposing teams strutting around, with maybe some trash talk. The fight is a well-choreographed, entertaining show for the crowd. The actual abilities of the performers have little to no bearing on the outcome of the fight. It is a match that the spectators love.

Case-in-point is this recent video from Carwow, featuring a Ford-versus-Mercedes-versus-Volkswagen showdown of – wait for it – front-wheel drive diesel-powered vans. This is the most boring segment of vehicles. Yet, it’s hard to look away when these vans are untied and thrown on a slippery surface. Only thing missing is a Fiat Ducato, ready to take on the Ford.

Ford Transit Meets Mercedes Vito and VW Transporter in FWD Tug of War

Let’s have a closer look at their competitors. The Ford Transit clearly is the most popular of all the vehicles. It’s dressed in a sporty MS-RT trim, 18-inch wheels and a fake V8 sound system over its 2.0-liter diesel engine. The Ford Transit is equipped with 184 horsepower (137kilowatts) and a six-speed auto transmission. The Ford will be facing a mild-mannered Mercedes Vito, which has a 134-hp (1100-kW), 1.8-liter diesel engine and a six speed manual. It doesn’t get any body kit, wheels or windows. It’s bound to lose this match based on its appearance.

It does happen, but it isn’t a thrilling showdown. Wheelspin is the result of putting front-wheel-drive vehicles on a damp surface with street tires and then roping them together. Because the Mercedes’s traction control couldn’t be switched off, Transit wins. It’s almost an out-of the-ring count-out in wrestling.

The flashy Transit must now face the fearsome Volkswagen Transporter. fearsome is a 2.0-liter diesel engine with 206 horsepower (154 kW) and driven by a seven speed dual-clutch auto. Although the VeeDub has its own flash with red trim and 18-inch wheels it is also very fast, we know exactly how this match will end. Transit pulls the VW mercilessly across the grass to secure a 1-2-3 win. It won with sharp looks and less power. Will Wrestlemania see a Ford-versus VW rematch? Only if there is enough video views, brother.