Say goodbye to civilization and say hello to the JCT600 Zombia 3000
Halloween is upon us, and depending on where your reading this feature, you may be either prepping for trick-or-treating or partying hard in your outrageous costume. Or, perhaps, recuperating at home, possibly stealing the candy that your children diligently sought. It’s unlikely that you will encounter a zombie apocalypse. However, the JCT600 Zombia 3000 Survival is available to help if they have. Theoretically, anyway.
This flight-offancy is from JCT600.co.uk. As you can see it doesn’t take no prisoners. This may have once been a Land Rover Defender. It is fitting since the Zombia 3000 is meant to protect you against the forces of darkness. It has a plow at the front, a missile launcher at its back, dual flamethrowers and steel-reinforced windows that are more than you will find in a pawnshop in the sketchy parts of Chicago.
How about these zombie-killers? The JCT600 Zombia has a 4.66-liter engine that produces 466 horsepower and 366 pounds-feet torque. This engine can propel the 1,666-kilogram Post-Apocalypse Vehicle (PAV) to a top speed 166 mph. We are starting to see a trend in this area, and we honestly think that it is quite deliberate. This undead-fighting machine may be undead, considering all the references to 666 and the demon-shaped wheels. We do not care about the price, however.
Jump over to the “sales page” for this machine by clicking the link below. There are many hilarious Easter eggs on the website for this creation. For help, take a look at the large screen.
We hope your Halloween is filled with Zombia 3000-inspired adventures, but without the bloodshed. We will see you in the quarantine zone.